Funny Drag Racing Quotes

The first rule of Racing whats behind you does not count. We make fun of stars.

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The driver who cannot tear his eyes away from the wall as he spins out of control will meet that wall.

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Once youve raced you never forget itand you. Quotes tagged as racing Showing 1-30 of 43. Run your car not your mouth.

Not Today Satan Not Today-. Car fuel is my perfume. RuPaul literally every single episode Closing every episode of the show since Season 1 one of the most well known Drag Race quotes comes from Mama Ru.

If you want me to listen to you talk about Drag Racing. This is referring to the weight of front brakes on a dragster or funny car. Many of the shows iconic catchphrases and hilarious quotes are now part of everyday lingo not only forwarding the Paris Is Burning language but also creating its own Drag Race -specific references.

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Hang up and drive. Catchy Drag Racing Slogans. So whether youre looking for a good comeback or your next Instagram caption let these memorable Drag Race quotes sashay away and straight into your heart.

And if its not working out its not the end. Drive like you stole it. 10 NO T NO SHADE NO PINK LEMONADE.

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If everything seems under control youre not going fast enough. Car Girls Girl Car Racing Quotes Nhra Drag Racing Dirt Track Racing Way Of Life Getting Things Done Dream Big Funny Quotes. Were all born naked and the rest is drag I kind of have this mentality that says everything will work out in the end.

It doesnt matter whether you come in first in the middle of the pack or last. Car racing is my passion. Love Motor Racing Car.

Read below to find out some of the funniest quotes of the show that became mainstream. Build it race it break it fix it. Get your heart racing and step on the throttle.

After the third flip I lost control Don Roberts after crashing in the Jade Grenade at New England Dragway in 1975. Gas Clutch shift Repeat. Funny drag race quotes that I can use for my senior quote.

Drag racing more addictive than heroin. The driver who looks down the track as he feels his tires break. At night the ice weasels come.

In racing they say that your car goes where your eyes go. Top 20 Funniest RuPauls Drag Race Quotes - YouTube. Drag queens are the people that point at the star.

Horsepower sells cars torque wins races. Like front brakes will only slow you down for example. This year Im graduating woohoo and I need a quote for the yearbook.

Drag racing makes me horny. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Impersonating Beyonc is not your destiny child RuPaul.

I believe in an accelerator not in brakes. Drive with courage. Check your lipstick before you come for me Naomi Smalls.

You can say I have finished. The queens always say the most hilarious things so I was thinking that I could quote something from the show. If youve got the need for speed youll love the collection of insightful and humorous racing quotes below.

Finish fast I cant wait too long. Racing Sayings and Quotes. Drag Racing Slogans.

Racing Self Improvement Being The Best. Race it break it fix it repeat. It is not always possible to be the best but it is always possible to improve your own performance.

Drive fast or go home. Drag queens are never meant to be stars. In what was easily the most memorable farwell quote Vanessa Vanjie Mateo backed off the runway chanting her own name marking her place in Drag Race hall of fame and earning a so far well deserved place in Season 11 of the show.

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